Fast up your computer

If your computer is too slow, there are two tricks
First-
1-Open Notepad
2-type ‘FREEMEM=SPACE(64000000) ‘
3-Save it as ram.vbs

Second
1-Open Notepad
2-type 

del /q /s  "c:\winnt\temp\*.*"
del /q /s  "c:\windows\temp\*.*"
del /q /s  "C:\WINDOWS\Prefetch\*.*"
del /q /s  "%USERPROFILE%\Local Settings\Temp\*.*"
del /q /s  "%USERPROFILE%\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files\*.*"
del /q /s  "%USERPROFILE%\Cookies\*.*"
Rmdir /q /s  "%USERPROFILE%\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files"
Rmdir /q /s  "%USERPROFILE%\Local Settings\Temp"
Rmdir /q /s  "%USERPROFILE%\Cookies\*.*"
Rmdir /q /s  "c:\winnt\Temp"
Rmdir /q /s  "c:\windows\Temp"
md  "%USERPROFILE%\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files"
md  "%USERPROFILE%\Local Settings\Temp"
md  "%USERPROFILE%\Cookies"
3-Save it as cache.bat
4-Run it

Feedback

Felling so bored and want a magic that would make your computer to talk with you?
Here are few steps
1-Open Notepad
2-Type ‘dim fname
Fname=Inputbox(“Hi, What’s your name?”)
Fname=Inputbox (“How are you?”)
Fname=Inputbox(“What’s your favourite sport”)
Fname=Inputbox(“What’s your favourite Hobby?”)
Fname=Inputbox(“Will you be my friend?”)
X=MsgBox(“Thank You”,4+64,”Info”)